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Top Collection 27+ Funniest Quotes To Make You Laugh Out Loud

>> Today is the one of the most 27 + collection of Funny quotes
>> This is the latest 2020 collection 
>> This will give you fun and entertainment it will motive you.
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1. I don’t understand why people ‘touch wood’ for luck. I mean, it didn’t do Jesus any good.

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2. I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

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3. A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

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4. Dear luck, can we be friends this year please.

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5. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

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6. That lonely moment when the only text message you get all day is from your cell phone company. :(

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7. My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

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8. I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

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9. How am I supposed to make big decisions when I still have to sing the alphabet in my head to get the right letter.

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10. You don't truly know some one until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

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11. My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It’s freaking, I’ll rent a boat….

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12. The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.

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13. Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming  at a restaurant.

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14. My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.

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15. I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.

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16. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!

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17. I know the voices in my head aren’t real…. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

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18. Save the earth, its the only planet with beer.

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19. My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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20. People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean don’t they have thoughts?

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21. If you don’t like me I’m cool with that, just don’t pretend that you do

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22. Clothes that are too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry: Welcome to the chair.

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23. They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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24. I don’t understand how I can struggle to wake up for 7 am Monday to Friday but is wide awake at 6:30 on Saturday and Sunday!

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25. I don’t like to call it revenge… Returning the favor sounds nicer.

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26. Someone just called me normal… I have never been so insulted in my entire life!

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27. Tried to loose weight. But it keeps finding me.

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